croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

(via doctor-youu)

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

(via tesstess-tessa)

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

(via spaghettihos)

butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

(via spaghettihos)

spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

(via ezrafltzgerald)

"YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!"

a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via satanandgorgeous)