nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

(via clittyglitter)

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via peetasgold)

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

(via thatshysterekal)

milokerrigan:

how-do-i-spell-your-url:

ilovecoffeeandcats:

if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid

but what if you were adopted

I’m not up on the whole genetics thing

but

if you’re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right

(via tesstess-tessa)

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

(via pizza)

tomfleton:

you know when like everyone you follow are basically best friends and your entire dash is inside jokes and replies and you’re just like 

image

(via sansasnarks)